"Andre Rouvoet, Geert Wilders and Mark Rutte were sitting on a plane.
Rouvoet: I’ll make one person happy! *tosses a coin out of the window*
Wilders: I’ll make five people happy! *tosses a 5 bill out of the window*
Rutte: I’ll make everyone happy! *tosses Wilders out of the window*"
— (via dutchkidsthings)